(Source: juuliska)

sauna-ja-karjalaa:

lasken vittu viiteen ja sitte ei hyvä heilu

sauna-ja-karjalaa:

lasken vittu viiteen ja sitte ei hyvä heilu

Every Character I LoveTyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)

“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than 1,000 lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey’s murder. And I know I’ll get no justice here. So I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.”

(Source: lestears, via emmablackery)

myphysicalromance:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Or for being out of stock of something

(via nessa-doll)

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

(via gandalftheearlgreytea)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via nessa-doll)

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

(Source: thebigbangtheorists, via nessa-doll)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

image

(Source: maliciousmelons, via saatananpalvoja666)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via temporaljimi)