We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.

(Source: ianslooch, via namida7)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks, via kyleptpl)

"Marshall, I love you because you’re funny, and you make me feel loved, and you make me feel safe. And for our anniversary, you gave me a sweatshirt that says: Lily and Marshall: Rockin’ It Since ‘96. Kinda wish I was wearing it right now, because it smells like you. But the main reason I love you Marshall Eriksen, is…you make me happy. You make me happy all the time."

(Source: kathspierce)

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

(via jenna-elina)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via nessa-doll)

humbugfan:

*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*

(via kyleptpl)

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

image

(via nessa-doll)

(Source: patheticjunkies, via super-sonic-the-hedgehog)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via namida7)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via kyleptpl)